Consoles

A little bit of brillance from Alex on the Evil Primate forums:

I broke down and bought [Guitar Hero 2] yesterday and the guy behind the clerk kept teasing me cuz I chose it over Gears of War.

Here’s how this went down.

Me: Guitar Hero 2
EB Guy: You don’t want Gears of War?
Me: Not really my thing, no.
EB Guy: You’re nuts! Gears of War is like the best game released this year.

After a bit more of this guy’s heckling, I finally got a sentence in.

Me: Just curious. How many girls do you usually have over when you play Gears of War?
EB Guy: …
Me: Chicks dig guitars. Later.